Naked Adverb

A naked adverb is when a person accuses you of watching porn but, you're simply doing English homework.

Boy: She's watching porn!
Girl: Oh, totally! I'm watching naked adverbs!

by iloveyou_11109 November 7, 2016

Naked Algebra

The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.

A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”

by Fasters April 3, 2023

naked rave

a rave with only naked people(the best idea in the entire universe.) probably better when all the girls are on birth control, and everyone has an amazing body

Omg! That naked rave last night was so fucking awesome!

by Kelsaayyy May 6, 2009

naked archeologist

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series

The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone

by Gizorge May 3, 2009

Naked Sailor

Adv. The act of having sexual intercourse without a condom.

I took her back to my place and gave it to her naked sailor.

by 34670909765vdsynfd246 July 8, 2011

basically naked

Underwear only.

Why are you basically naked?

by nabagley March 14, 2016

naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)

yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?

by julian stacy February 10, 2009