Skip to main content

turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
by Tasha April 5, 2005
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Terd Burglar

The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.
I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!
by SkinnyTee October 17, 2010
mugGet the Terd Burglarmug.

turd burglar

To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
by sfvszcdv December 20, 2009
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.
Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"
by Lukethesod October 29, 2008
mugGet the Sperm burglarmug.

turd burglar

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older
by squeezemetim June 9, 2005
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!
by turd swiper July 26, 2003
mugGet the terd burglarmug.

turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.
"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Share this definition