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Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Reverse Buddha Flip

A Reverse Buddha Flip is where you perform a Loser 180
Dave: You guys know I can Buddha Flip

Dave looks proud

Bunny: Watch this!

Bunny does a Reverse Buddha Flip

Dave: Damn that looks so cool.

Dave is in awe.
by Bunny420. May 11, 2009
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Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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