Butthole chickenstrips

Chicken strips that come exclusively out of a chickens butthole

Steve "Hello, I would like some butthole chickenstrips."
Employee: "sir, this is an orphanage'

by Ultimateturtle September 25, 2019

fingering a butthole

1)Where a man is in the process of fingering himself or another in the butthile pleasureing themselves or another man

2) where and woman is pleasureing another woman or themselves by fingering there butthole just like they would do when the finger there viginas or another person's

3)where a man is fingering a girls butthole or a girl is fingering a guys butthole for pleasure during sex or masterbating!

1) yo dude last night u fingered the shit out my friend and he actually did it back to me!

2)hey girl I just wanted to tell u last night when u fingered your butthole and u fingeredmine was fun ...hope to do it again ;)

3)wife: babe last night was fun u should start fingering me in my butt more

Husband: hell yeah last night was fun and it turned me on so much I cumed when u started to finger me...even tho I'm. Little sore today...

Well all and all fingering a butthole means fingering a butthole...lol :)

by Boss_bitch_666 April 22, 2017

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010

Pumpkin Butthole

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.

"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"

by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014

Spicy Butthole

When one eats spicy food, and the next day he or she has a burning feeling in their intestines

Brad: Hey, Chipotle was pretty fun last night!
Angelina: FUCK NO!!! It gave me the worst spicy butthole ever!

by Rancid Weiner March 29, 2011

Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.

Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date

by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012