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Brocism

Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros
Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...
by Oakieman March 28, 2009
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Brocean

A collection of bros. It is ruled by broseidon, and most of its citizens have quality flow and play lax. Sometimes used to refer to all dudes in an area or to say that the area is overflown with bros; this second one usually has a negative connotation because it addresses the absence of females.
Me and Gabe are such good bros that i wouldn't trade him for all the bros in the brocean.

Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.

A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.

Look at this club, its a total brocean.
by tripleski6 April 24, 2010
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Brock Turner

A white male prep/college kid that genrally uses drugs, or other unconsent tactics to have sex with women, or a person of that ideal look talks about preying on weak women.
Person 1: "aw man im gunna fuck that bitch tonight"

Person 2: "shes just drunk and dancing man, she probably dosnt want a random dude comming up behind her".

Person 1: " no man, girls who dance and get drunk at bars are lookin to fuck"

Person 2: "whatever you say brock turner, good luck with that"
by Pigpappa June 11, 2016
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brocore moshdog

misplaced jocks, frat boys, or guidos who mosh in hardcore, metal, or punk rock pits and high five after punching little kids and girls in the face. Also partake in chest bumping and are usually far too overdressed for these activities. Spiked hair with large amounts of hair gel or designer hats turned slightly crooked are sure signs you might have found a brocore moshdog in your pit.
Wow that brocore moshdog just punched that little girl in the face!
by SamIam77 September 25, 2009
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Brock Lesnar

A badass pro wrestler. Known for his muscles. First off, Raivena's an idiot for mocking this guy. Raivena, the user, wouldn't even last 5 minutes in a ring with BL. Here's who Brock has defeated. Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Dwayne The Rock, John Cena, Big Show, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Triple H, CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Undertaker and Dean Ambrose. Match with the Undertaker was significant since he ended the Undertaker's streak. He's the 1 in Undertaker's 21-1 record. Does that sound like a bad wrestler to u. He is badass in wrestling pro. MMA career has been good as well with him defeating a pro MMA fighter. Unlike CM Punk, who lost to Mickey Gall in minutes. He's an awesome wrestler folks. Watch his matches on youtube for fun.
Person 1: Did u see Brock Lesnar beat Hulk Hogan in 2002.
Person 2: Yes, it was awesome to see.
Person 1: Brock is a future hall of fame professional wrestler.
by Fabulous Max March 18, 2017
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brocaine

An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.
"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.
by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009
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Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.
Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
by IBrock March 10, 2011
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