Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023

Brexit Part 2: America Edition

The results of this year's presidential election, or any similar events on that level of stupidity.

The results of this year's presidential election were a perfect example of Brexit Part 2: America Edition.

by O GEEEEZZZ November 23, 2016

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit

the best thing to ever happen to the english people (those who work)

Did you hear about Brexit?
Yea the EU can go ####### itself

by a normal ass human March 16, 2017

Brexit

Brexit is basically just racist

Helps keep foreign people out and makes them struggle to live in the UK by treating them like animals

Tom : "Brexit Is the best!"
Stan : "I don't like u anymore as u are a racist"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas May 9, 2022

brexit

whhen you forgget to have sex with your diamondv

brexit. hsgu

by jblknm., June 18, 2022

Brexiting

When the parents says goodbye to leave the playground, but their child throws a tantrum

F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.

by Kneggy October 28, 2019