Bellamism

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick

Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"

by museee May 1, 2010

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Bellacoso

Puerto Rican slang for someone who’s very horny

Yo soy bellacoso

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Matthew Bellamy

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.

I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.

by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008

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Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

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