The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
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John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
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John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
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John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
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The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
by pickle peter December 17, 2013
Get the bread test mug.When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.
MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
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MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
Submitted by Paul & Art
by Paul&Art March 10, 2016
Get the Bread bondo mug.by parkinhouzen January 7, 2020
Get the Breada Cheese mug.A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.
The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.
The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.
The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.
(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
by Totally a real crow September 19, 2021
Get the Brea Olinda High School mug.The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in
by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009
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