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Chippy the Boxer

Chippy the Boxer runs like crazy through the neighborhood, but everyone loves him.
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around

Chippy is loyal to his owner
Chippy the Boxer is a very muscular canine
by Speedracergirl February 13, 2010
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retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.
"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"
by CanadianRob October 2, 2006
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Joe Boxer

The ugliest, un-classiest brand of underwear, normally worn by middle-school boys that think they are the shit. They let their boxer-brief band hang out of their pants only to reveal their K-Mart brand underwear.
Also occasionally worn by college-aged douche bags.
Boys that wear oversized basketball shorts and tall socks with Adidas sandals could possibly be seen with a Joe Boxer band hanging out just above their ass crack.
by UnderwearGaloreYUM October 27, 2010
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The Boxer

A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.
Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"

Bill: Yeah?

Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.

The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!
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Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.
i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.
by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015
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White Heavyweight Boxer

An extinct form of sports figure and entertainer that existed and flurished only when racism was accepted and government sanctioned. After the decline of government approved racism the white boxer went extinct leaving only fossil records and remembered only in fiction based fantacy movies like Rocky where a white man is unrealistically beating the hell out of a black man who is a much better more fierce and more fit contender.
White Heavyweight Boxer. Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky 19, Rocky 20.
by Crackah Hater November 23, 2011
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San Francisco boxer

The act of shoving ones balls up their own ass than punching the penis like a speed bag.
My balls, cock and ass hurt from the San Francisco boxer my girl gave me.
by jrgraphixx July 31, 2008
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