mind-bottling

(a play on words of: mind-boggling)

when you have so many thoughts trapped inside your head, like in a bottle.

::watching football::

guy 1: dude! did you just see that crazy play!
guy 2: yeah it was mind-bottling!!!

by Meghan Lepinski May 6, 2007

Buttings

When a girl is too large for her leggins and the fabric stretches to such a degree that you can see her butt crack. Important to note that the girl is not wearing a shirt or skirt to cover said leggings.

That girl has got to lose those buttings. I can totally see her crack.

by AnneRizzleDizzle April 2, 2015

betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

cork-bottling

Dry humping some other human, or maybe something else.

I heard they were cork-bottling in the back of his truck.

by Maggles March 10, 2006

water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Banana Boating

the act of motor boating x1000

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded

by NightHunter November 9, 2011