Jasmine Bonk

Sexiest Girl Alive Fr

Boy1: “Jasmine Bonk? who’s that”
Boy2: “A banned tiktoker. She was fine as fuck and still is I want her to kiss me fr.”

by YoBoiLilTom January 2, 2023

Bonk Donkin'

when you are walking down the street and you or someone you see is walking in stride but your rear end seems to be moving as if it is a completely different entity. It jiggles and bounces almost in the opposite direction of each stride.

Person 1: Damn bro look at her!
Person 2: Sheeeshhh she Bonk Donkin' brother

by DaddyReaper January 18, 2022

cum-bonk

The act of having sex without a condom.

She was into me, so we went back to my place and made cum-bonk.

by GladysMitchell January 18, 2011

Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

konker bonk

''konker bonk'' defintion: konker hard konten bonken

Max z'n buurvrouw die konker hard aan het konten konker bonk is.

by Gandalflordx May 21, 2016

Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat August 10, 2016