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Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
by Hellspwn October 7, 2016
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Bohemian lawn chair

The Bohemian lawn chair is a certified impression maker, Perfect for those dare to be great situations.

The Bohemian lawn chair is a maneuver that starts of with the male participant penetrating the female participant from behind in a sort of standing doggy-style i.e. Taking her from behind as she's bent over with her hands against a wall to brace herself. Nearing his climax he starts by grabbing a fistful of her hair and holding it tight and then with his free hand he reaches around to her side and places his hand flat on her stomach to monitor her breathing and after patiently timing it just right and at the point of her exhale where her lungs are at their emptiest he quickly and forcefully drives his fist into her stomach knocking the wind out of her as much as possible then using that fistful of hair to push her head forward thus folding her in half like a lawn chair as he takes her as hard and fast as he can trying to reach ejaculation before she's able to unfold herself. Nothing says summer time is here like the Bohemian lawn chair.
by DreamKiller509 October 5, 2016
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Bohenek

To suck on a cock until it’s soft like a cookie.
1: Hey girl, will you give my dick a bohenek tonight?

2: ayo bitch, lemme get a bohenek!
by RondoSlick April 24, 2018
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Bohemiath

Bohemiath: pronounced Bo•he•me•ith
Bohemian + behemoth = bohemiath
Defined as a giant meat wad of a sub-human in Birkenstock’s
Andrew isn’t an oaf, he’s a bohemiath you butt pirate
by Pablo Picasshole November 25, 2022
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Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.
Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023
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Bobert

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!
by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023
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Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.
"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"
by May Urrie September 18, 2023
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