bluetooth

when a girl is on her period and a group of girls start it too, its called bluetoothing.

friend- you bluetoothed me!
girl- sorry!

by JesusSavesEveryone November 24, 2024

Bluetooth Orgasm

A Bluetooth orgasm is from the show “Dave” and it is when you can make yourself ejaculate without the use of physical touch.

Jim’s girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him so he had to Bluetooth orgasm.

by The Dirty Love Burger April 26, 2020

bluetooth action

Bluetooth action refers to a sexual action that is hands free.

In their open marriage, Jada must be getting lots of bluetooth action from everyone but Will.

by Bumble_Bee_LA July 2, 2022

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010