Indiana Blinder

The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.

Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."

by Peterbuster September 5, 2013

blinkered

Narrow-minded, limited perspective.

Blinkered people believe that George Bush Jr. is a good person.

by ikilled50cent April 2, 2005

bliker

its a spaz lil bastard

shut it bliker

by emz September 10, 2003

pussy blinders

Your best friend after he sells your ass out for his girl, a little bitch or also known as cole.

cole has on pussy blinders

by Justin February 13, 2004

Blinkerton

When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker

Brad: Yo bro, this week has been stressing me out, give me the chooch
Chad: Aight bro here
*after 5 straight seconds of hitting the chooch*
Brad: Bro I’m in blinkerton rn

by That guy who makes stuff up October 31, 2022

Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009