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Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing
by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019
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Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
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Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.
James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
by iCoerce September 17, 2016
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the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
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