billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Ben Bernanke

He's a magician, a furious magician. He wants your teeth for the federal reserve, because he's cutting interest rates in half, and he needs your teeth for his lonely hearts club band.

"I need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band. Ben Bernanke. I'm a magician!"

by Count_Fuzzball January 15, 2009

Bernards High School

A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.

You go to Bernards High School? How many country club memberships do you have?

by bhsstudent August 1, 2012

Beena

Beautiful girl with brown eyes nearly like golden, she has a distinguishing appearance that attracts people with or without makeup. She will have the best boyfriend and they will cherish their moments together. She is a person who you will laugh and she gets into a lot of trouble taking risks. She will enjoy life but many of her friends will turn into snakes they will be jealous and slowly try to vanish her but she has a voice that is never heard just in some situations that will scare you. The is the funniest person you will meet and is loyal and will always make you laugh not matter what. You never talk things serious with her and you will always get along. She has a smile that is dazzling and beautiful when she turns to her 20 s she will be stunning and is ow vey stunning in the inside and the outside. Don't mess with her twice as you will regret you're decision. You should be proud to stay on her good side or else you will be scared.She will be you're bad and PICKUP girl everywhere!

She is Beena meaning she is stunning and funny

by khdsfa May 20, 2019

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by singin quimby August 18, 2010

Bernadette

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.

"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"

by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010

Bernard Goetz

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005