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bring that ass here

A certain way of foreshadowing that a nigga finna fire yo ass up (make fun of you)
*walks in gas station with tight ass pants* ooo boy bring that ass here!
by savageassnikka January 10, 2015
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Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?
by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012
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quit being a sally

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"
by Maniacal One August 12, 2017
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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bring the wood

Usually in reference to Football to describe a hard or punishing hit on a player. "lay the wood" can also be used in the same context.
During his career, Dick Butkus would bring the wood on a regular basis.

John Lynch brought the wood on that hit.

Andrew Luck layed the wood on Shareece Wright.
by frankoftank September 9, 2013
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Bring back manly men

A quote first used against Harry Styles by Candace Owen who shamed Harry for wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue

After that, Harry Styles took this quote as his own, as he took to Instagram and twitter and posted a picture of him with the caption, bring back manly men

Harry Styles taking the world by storm

BREAK GENDER NORMS
CLOTHES HAVE NO LABELS
Girl 1: Did you hear about Harry Styles wearing a dress on the vogue cover. Ew. I say bring back manly men
Girl 2: What defines manly, huh? Just because a guy wears a dress, doesnt mean he's any less manly. Go away you sexist pig!
by Zquader December 2, 2020
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perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.
-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?
by bellatheelf July 4, 2014
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