stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song
by Not Mexican Mike January 09, 2006
A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.
by Crackershinobi June 27, 2009
by Phedre1972 June 25, 2011
When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!
To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
by Scoota B. July 11, 2008
1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY
by Max Payne April 15, 2005
When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.
Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle
by Hog Hog Hog May 09, 2011
A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
by TearsOfBlood December 06, 2010