bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness

Yo shit head. What are you up to?
Looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

by Kunster November 2, 2008

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. November 8, 2007

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

The Bastard

An alcohol induced metamorphosis affecting insecure, overweight, unbathed, culturally and sexually confused pretending to be young but actually old, gay chinese males. During this metamorphosis the ability to rationalize or comprehend the enviroment around them is completely perished. The affected will begin throwing a child like tantrum which may include emotional outbursts, destruction of property, transfixion on a particular issue, crying, and partial nudity. becoming the bastard is irreversible until the afflicted has completely sobered up and undergone proper rest. typically the bastard sufferers memory will be erased the following day and they will not recall the episode despite evidentual text messages and multiple witnesses at the scene.

"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.

"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.

*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.

*being a 95% homosexual*

by stuart prince November 27, 2011

bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. December 9, 2008