baldi's basics

just a fucked up game to learn some shiet that doesnt help. u get sum maths but u succ at math so u fail than baldi mad af. baldi scares the shit outa u so u betta watch out.

Yo head baldi. No my head basics.

baldi's basicsed

by YoHeadBaldi May 24, 2018

Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture

A favourite quote by many memers alike, and was originally stated by none other than The True Master himself. In a humorous joke regarding a supposed ‘World War 3’ (which can cause a lot of stress, you know), The True Master stated ‘Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture’. Since then, many memers quote this in a humorous fashion.

‘Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning’ was a game published on the 31st of March, 2018. The game was played by many YouTubers and began to get memed about. Even almost two years later, The True Master still enjoys meming on this game.

Person 1: All this talk around WWIII is kinda worrying me.
The True Master: What, Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture?
Person 1: *bursts out laughing* Brilliant!

by .Mega January 19, 2020

Basil

The most amazingly kind and sexy man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He isn't all looks however, Basil is also brilliant. If you ever find a Basil, snatch him up.

"Look there goes Basil. He is so hot."

by McPseudonym November 24, 2011

Keep It Basic

Keep it Real.
Keep it Simple.
Don't get any stupid ideas.

Used by Underground Hip Hop group BASIC Scenario.
" Ayo peep www.basicscenario.com, peep the realness. Keep It Basic."

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 21, 2006

visual basic programmer

someone who *thinks* they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average... almost always don't really understand the inner workings of a computer... they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, assembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers...

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development...

embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car... used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in C (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server...

embedded developer: oh... cool...

by champski April 3, 2009

Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

by baldi's basics June 6, 2018

BasilMarket

Site full of fags.

BasilMarket is full of faggots looking for attention.

by Social Distancing December 13, 2012