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Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
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Kids In Basement

Kids In Basement: A way of defining your power, social status and steer cred. Can also be a way of showing off or comparison
Person 1: “Hey how many Kids In Basement do you have?

Person 2: “Oh, I have around 5 what about you?”

Person 1: “Haha imagine being so low class! I have around 70, honestly it’s hard to count them all”
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basement mania

craze of following underground bands in the Dollshouse collective of South East England...including bands Unlucky Fried Kitten, The Cemetry Gaes, The Bolans, I Am A Spider, V2086.
it came as no surprise that London caught onto the Basement Mania
by Export January 1, 2008
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Peepo's Basement

A deranged kidnapper's basement, headed by TideYT and his boyfriend Matt. In the basement they suck eachother off whilst keeping the children in cages to use as pleasure toys as they see fit. It smells of semen, ass, monkeys and Wendy's constantly. Anyone who enters it has never left the same and usually dies by suicide hours after
1. " Hey let's go to Peepo's Basement "

" Nah I heard they eat eachother's asses out there "
2. " OH MY GOD THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP PLEASE GET ME OUT OF PEEPO'S BASEMENT, PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE GET ME OUT PLEASE "
by ChimneyAndEggs September 27, 2023
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Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019
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basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day
Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!
by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016
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trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.
Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "
by Word Pirate March 22, 2017
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