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baseball 

For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
baseball by DW45 October 5, 2017

Baseball 

Baseball, its a lifestyle
I can't, i have baseball
Baseball by WET NÖÖDLE February 1, 2018

Baseball 

A baseball is a white round ball with red stitches. AND HURTS LIKE $&@! WHEN YOURE HIT WITH IT
Helen: WATCH OUT! I threw the baseball...
Baseball by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

baseball 

Smoking game where you take a hit of a bowl, pass it to the next person, keep the smoke in and dont let the smoke out until you have inhaled it and the bowl is back to you.
cmon man lets play baseball, im tryna get fadedddd.
baseball by yungmaddie October 4, 2018

Baseball 

baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.
hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.
Baseball by ski603 February 8, 2019