Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

ballardo

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

by blondey November 2, 2013

ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

'what is this new form of ballardry'

he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w April 19, 2018

ballardini

A Ballardini is a very closed boy, he doesn't open that much to people, But when you get to know him he is an explosion of excitement. By the mixture of his emotions he is oftenly described as a person with gay character

Quit talking about it! You are such a Ballardini! I wish I was as shady as Ballardini

by Arabian Boy February 8, 2018

ballarosity

(ball-er-os`a-tee)

1--> totally bitchin'.
2--> being of the up-most standing, or, being the 'shit'
3--> status points maxed out

damn those shoes are "ballarosity"

the band deftones are "ballarosity"

by retro_killa July 31, 2007

ballyard

an idiot with no hope in life.
a person who puts people in awkward situations.
curseword.

alicia.. dont be such a ballyard

shut your ballyarding mouth

by emilyashemate January 5, 2008

Bellardi-ing

The act of doing homosexual acts in a men's airport bathroom

Didn't that politician get in trouble for bellardi-ing?

by Rtyudf January 6, 2014