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blue balls

the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!

in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically

NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him

(guy) gets hard

(girl) stops

(guy) blue balls comes into effect
by DR.Hall January 12, 2012
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

blue balls

when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score
-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!

-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
by imaraiderfan February 19, 2010
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

Blue Balls

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.
dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
mugGet the Blue Ballsmug.

blue ball

see blue balls

This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker
by venge April 8, 2003
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Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."
The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...
by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011
mugGet the Blue balls of deathmug.

BLUE BALLS

IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -
AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
mugGet the BLUE BALLSmug.

Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017
mugGet the Vulcan blue ballsmug.

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