Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.

"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Baguette wrapper

An extra large condom.

"Oh, that peti pan won't fit my dangus, I need a baguette wrapper"

by TheRealAkagiPanda March 14, 2025

baguettes

A woman's breasts.

Check out the baguettes on that hobby (woman).

by Margate expert February 2, 2021

AP Baguette

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy

aurr moyy gaurrsh im failing AP Baguette

by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024