Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.
Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!
by sjkonk November 10, 2010
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 02, 2017
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burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito
Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.
by Ahawk32 February 02, 2014
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Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.
I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.
by Novanova January 02, 2016
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Rainbow Burrito

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .
"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"
by rocketsound November 30, 2013
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happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets
Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito
by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014
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Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.
Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos
by C-town gangster October 04, 2011
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