Pirates' Best

A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.

Man: What did you do last night John.

John: I gave our Shirley a Pirates' Best.

by The Bad'un September 25, 2009

National Ex Bestfriend Day

It's Ex Bestfriend day on August 13th. Post your ex bestie(s) and are you still cool with them? If not say why.

Jessica: Oh shoot it’s National Ex Bestfriend Day.

Brooklyn: Omg i forgot all about that i have to post my ex bestfriend.

by ......unknown...... August 11, 2019

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

by mungryy December 29, 2020

guy best friend

someone who cares and loves you from the bottom of their heart, but would be weird to say since you're just friends. eventually, like me, you'll have feelings for him, but keep him while you have him. he knows all the tea and you love texting him. he gets 'night- high' with you and have deep conversations together. he says the sweetest things and sometimes gives the best advice like "don't ever say he is too good for you." i haven't got there yet, but snuggling in with him with a movie has to be the BEST. someone you wish you could kiss sometimes but always have to stop yourself to remind yourself that you're only friends. also, he could be your crush's close friend. sometimes he can be annoying as hecc, but in an admirable way. i personally am so afraid to lose him cuz he means so so much to me. -charis

kinda close friend: why do you always hang out and talk about ben? do you like him?
me: no sis. he's my freakin guy best friend, nothing else.

by initialscs February 16, 2019

Boy best friend

A boy best friend will be there for you, someone you can tell everything to. He knows the difference between “I’m fine” and “I’m great”. He knows when something is wrong and won’t stop asking until you tell him because he doesn’t want you to feel that way and want you to be happy. He will say goodnight and good morning every day. He’s going to tell you if a guy isn’t good enough because he doesn’t want anyone to break your heart or hurt you in anyway. He wants you to stay you and not let a guy let you down. A guy best friend is someone who tells you everything every little detail. He’s going to tell you all the guns he has in his video games his collection of shoes, and his tricks he can do. If he does have a girlfriend he will make you guys best friends no matter how jealous she seems because it’s the two girls he cares the most about, and at the end of the day even if he doesn’t say I love you inside he does and deep down you know he does.

Are you and Justin dating? No way he’s like my brother hes just my boy best friend

by Sad hours August 6, 2018

national kiss you bestfriend days

days to kiss your bestfriend litterly anywhere in october and November

October 4
October 5
October 14
October 21
October 25
October 28
October 30
October 31
November 1
November 4
November 8
November 14
November 18
November 21
November 26
November 30

so many national kiss you bestfriend days😘😙😗😚😽💏👅👄❤👙💄🍆🍑🍌🍒🥒🌬🎷🚻🚼

by I'm in love with my bf's bff October 25, 2019

Revenge is a dish best served cold

An old, widely used phrase expressing the sentiment that revenge that is delayed, and executed well after the heat of anger has dissipated, is more satisfying than revenge taken as an immediate act of rage.

It has been frequently been claimed on the Internet to have originated in the novel "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. In truth, however, there are two problems with the widely circulated quotation from that book. The first is that the phrase does not appear in the novel, or anything else that de Lacois wrote. The second problem is that the French quotation used as proof is linguistically erroneous; de Lacois would never have written the words attributed to him. Thus it bears all the hallmarks of an Internet "fact" for which someone invented an authentication that seemed plausible, knowing that it would rarely be verified.

The phrase has been in use since at least the 19th century, and at least one author's use of it back then expressed to the reader that it was an already existing dictum.

Of course, how long ago it came into being in the Klingon Empire would be an interesting subject for xenolinguistic research.

"Kirk, old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'?"
– Khan Noonien Singh in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

by AkaSlasher July 18, 2015