broom alien

A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.

I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.

by Jacck Quänts December 26, 2010

butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass

Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush

by allthecash December 03, 2009

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs October 17, 2007

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky June 13, 2007

Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes

When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.

by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019

holly broome

A weirdo who stalkers people

Holly Broome is a stalker

by Poodle15 November 16, 2019

Broom man

He has a broom and a claw that's it

Broom man hates slappy

by Officalsuperninja March 05, 2021