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birthday breakdown

A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.

Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.

Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.
It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!

Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.
by Stephii Mendez January 28, 2009
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Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!
Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010
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birthday case

A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.
What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?

What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
by Fuchs it up October 23, 2011
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Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off
Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
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Birthday britches

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.
I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.
by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009
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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
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Fatou's birthday

Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,

MiA
whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !
by That_One_Girl_Mia_ January 29, 2020
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