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Barf Mitzvah

Often the result of partying a little bit too much at your Bar Mitzvah party (by consuming too much wine) or the result of leading your Bar Mitzvah service while sick.
Great job at the service, now comes the fun part...just don't take it too quickly or you might end up a barf mitzvah for the evening.
by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008
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spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp
Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
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barf bits

Ewww, whats that on your shoe??... Barf bits.
by runningriot April 27, 2006
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cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse
1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"
by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006
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Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010
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barf fag

when a person barfs all over the place and leaves none for the toilet and supplies a even coat of yuke on all of the walls in the bathroom or any other room the person is in.
"Bridge you barf fag, you yuked all over the bathroom and got none in my toilet"
by Brenden Huddy August 21, 2006
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Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses
Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.
by EJmcn October 4, 2010
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