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bailiff

A hired ruffian sent to extract money with the threat of removing your goods cos you didnt pay either your council tax or your parking fines. They usually take the original fine and multiply it by 10 to get the fugure that they are gonna demand to be paid ( usually in full at 6.30 am when you are still in bed ) or else!
Most bailiffs are 20 stone shaven headed thugs who should belong in Wormwood Scrubs and what they do is the real definition of the phrase " Legalised Daylight Robbery "
They belong to the same catogory of people as Traffic Wardens and Traffic Cops - Totally inflexible wankers who are put on this planet to cause misery and upset to people who just want to have a little enjoyment in life.
Bailiffs are truly hated but still believe that folks who have nothing and live on the breadline want to make them a cuppa when they call with their van plus their hyper inflated fees and sarky attitudes to remove all the poor buggers worthly goods and leave them sitting on the floor in an empty house - all to pay a parking fine, which was issued by their fellow mate - the Traffic Warden.
Jase, its the Bailiff at the door, Don't let the bastard in cos he'll clear the flat out to pay my parking fine!
by stevie-J August 31, 2007
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Bailey

Bailey, the shyest girl that you will ever see, but if you do see Bailey. You should make an effort to talk to her, because once you know her, you will immediately start liking her. She will not open up to you until you talk to her. She has a cute laugh that no girl can replace. Her smile is amazing and it cannot be replaced with anything. When she walks in the room, people that know her immediately become happy because they see her. Definitely a keeper.
Look. There’s Bailey.
by ThatOneGuyThatEats March 29, 2019
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Bailey

Bailey is the quiet girl that sits in the back of the classroom. She is beautiful and you could watch her for hours. She doesn't think she is beautiful or loved. She has few friends and 1 friend who is opposite to her and they are besties. She steals everyone's heart with her adorable laugh and her cheeky little smile. Naturally she has brown hair but is obsessed with it bright red being her favorite. She is considered EMO or scene but don't care. She likes few bands but is OBSESSED with a certain one and knows everything about their music and their personal lives. She spends too much time on the internet, mainly YouTube. She loves to sing and has an angelic voice but she doesn't believe is worth anything. She is happy and loves school, but she is sad a lot and when you ask her what is wrong she says "I'm fine" which worries you. You would love to be with her but am not sure how to ask. She is beautiful in every way possible. She thinks that she is worth less than nothing. But, she is super unique and special. Keep her safe.
(She also loves all memes)
Person 1: Have you seen the new girl Bailey
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: She is so perfect
*Bailey walks past*
Bailey: no I am not stop saying that
by Twentyonephantrash October 2, 2017
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Let's bail

"this party sucks. Let's bail...."
by Big Ted April 6, 2006
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Bailli

An amazing person everybody wants to be around because of her personality and beauty. Honestly, the best person ever. And I want her to know that I'm always there for her.
Man, Jessica was being Bailli yesterday!
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