free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008

5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

Awesome-O-Meter

A device, real or imagined, that measures just
how awesome someone or something really is.

Sammy and Sha-Sha are so nice,
they max out the awesome-o-meter!

by Chateau Debris March 20, 2008

Awesome Army

The awesome army consists of fans of youtuber Connor Manning.
(AConMann)

Hey there Awesome Army

by AshleighUK May 2, 2011

Awesomeful

a way of describing something or someone that is full of awesomeness.

Dude, that show last night was awesomeful!

by Tom Hoppa October 9, 2008

Awesomation

1. The point at which something/someone becomes Awesome. Can be used as a command, ie: "commence awesomation" meaning to start to be awesome or start to do something awesome.

The fight reached awesomation as Trogdor burninated the peasants and their thatched-roof cottages.

by Sparkolophogus November 26, 2003

Awesome as Fuck

A phrase used when simply saying "awesome" just doesn't cut it.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.

Green Day's performance was Awesome as Fuck!
Beth and Abby are Awesome as Fuck

by Cjustice December 20, 2010