Awfultastic

To feel awful, but feel sarcastic enough to place 'tastic' on the end of it to make it seem less severe.

I'm feeling pretty awfultastic today.

by trololololololololol0l July 20, 2011

awful ho

Shorter slang nominer for Waffle House. Derived from "affle ho" created by scratching the "w" "use" off of the words on the napkin. Also refers to the often poor service and environment at this establishment.

Hey, I need a break, how about a trip to Awful Ho?
Everything is more fun at an Awful Ho at 3am!

by Sarepta May 13, 2006

awful awful

The act of distributing maple syrup on one's stomach, and then proceeding to slap the stomach repeatedly.

"Hey Johnny I was bummed that Ben and Jerry's was closed today"
"Thats ok bobby, i went to awful awful's"
W(not using the rest of his name)- "HEHEHEHEH" awful awful's, thats when you put syrup on somones stomach and slap it, while chanting 'awful awfu!'

by WULSTAHMAN October 31, 2007

Something's Awful

Although an obvious copycat of Something Awful, this one is still fairly funny and entertaining.

I'm tired of Something Awful, so I'm going to visit Something's Awful instead.

by Captain Pop April 15, 2004

awful waffle

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

by slicrider September 28, 2008

Gawd Awful

A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).

Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!

Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!

by Nova_gnome March 8, 2009

awkful

An adjective used to describe a situation that is either awfully awkward or awkwardly awful. This must be a situation in which both words are necessary, but also a situation wherein one cannot be bothered to use them both. Thus, "awkful" was born.

In a word, awkful.

by PLLbiiiiiitch March 15, 2011