Atard

1. A person who creates the illusion of being clever but is actually full of shit; an idiot disguised as an intellect
2. Someone who gets As in school but lacks common sense or is unbelievably slow in other matters
3. Euphemism for calling someone a retard; someone who clearly isn't retarded but also clearly not of normal intelligence

Mel: I did not believe in atards until I met Jennifer
Joe: Yeah, I see what you mean...

*2 minutes until submission time*
Christina: OMG it won't let me upload the assignment !!!
Kate: How about closing the file first, you atard
Christina: Phew

"Anti-vaxxers are all atards"

by jimmyissmart May 20, 2017

Atari Stigmata

Atari Stigmata (singular stigma) is a term used by members of the gaming faithful to describe the marks, sores, or sensations of pain in the hands from squeezing the life out of the non-ergonomic Atari game controller from the early 1980's.

I was playing Pac Man for hours, but I had to quit because of the excessive bleeding caused by my Atari Stigmata.

by Croakmont July 25, 2017

Artard

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

by Duahfjsufjajdhsud March 23, 2019

Antarctican

Someone born from the continent Antarctica.

Man 1: Hey bro you know Antarctican people ?

Man 2: Yeah fam Permafroze is Antarctican

by George Reyez April 28, 2020

altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

altarded

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

Attar

A word originating from the Persian language. Pronounced (atîr). Perfume, scent, otto, attar.

That specific attar is made out of rose essence.

by Creative500 March 13, 2021