Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

Automatic

To do immediately.
To have great leadership.
To be pro as fuck.
To awp better than anyone has ever awped before.

wow, that guy pulled an Automatic!

by johnmcj September 4, 2006

Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.

She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.

by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010

Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.

Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.

by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017

Automatic

(noun) A threesome (2 women, 1 man) sex move where both girls insert a vibrator set to full in their vagina; the man lies on his back and his (steady) girlfriend anally cowgirls herself on him while the other girl sits on his face and makes out with the "cowgirl".
The key is that most of the stimulation is automatic, especially for the man.

"Man, when we first got back to my apartment we were just playing around, but it got pretty hot and heavy pretty damn fast, and we automatic'd for over two hours!"

by Nelly Futado March 24, 2009

Autistic Karen

The worst Karen there is. Most Karen's ACT like they are autistic, but autistic Karen's take it to a new level. They are the kind of people who would ask for the CEO

Person 1: Did you see that Karen ask for the manager?
Person 2 : Yeah, they must be an Autistic Karen

by PythonCZX June 3, 2020

Automatic Whore

A woman that is classified as a whore From Birth

"I Just had a baby girl and they said she was born a whore."
"Your girl is an automatic Whore!"
"I know, they say she'll Be giving Blowjobs by the age of 5!"

by LOLNUT November 14, 2011