assplotion

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

by witchBri January 8, 2015

associationship

The grey area between dating and being in a relationship.

Jay and Akansha are in an associationship.

by ToastyRoasting June 22, 2016

Astulation

(Pronounced Aschuhlayshun)
The process of physically turning yourself into a cat

Ay dude, are you sure you wanna get an astulation?

by lebadumadi December 21, 2017

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

Areolation

When a woman's, or man's, Areola outline is clearly revealed to an audience due to the nature of the clothing worn (wet, thin or wrong colour), lighting conditions and contrasting shades from the surrounding skin.

I was at a wet T-shirt competition last night and witnessed some awesome Areolation!

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Amusolation

The feeling of when you go to a boardwalk by yourself and ride the rides alone

Person 1: "Man, I just had a huge feeling of amusolation."
Person 2: "..."

by Char The Rac April 14, 2021

Assortion

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021