Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Asnehdeep

Pretty much a hentai loving bitch

i dont want to be an asnehdeep

by lolrclarissalolahdh November 28, 2021

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

punk-assedness

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

by shaggypb September 4, 2012

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

by K Numen February 11, 2007

Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 29, 2005