Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

by anonymous March 29, 2004

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

by Burrywog February 3, 2010

Air assault

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face

I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy

by Tru Patriot May 11, 2015

Assault

When a person slips on a pizza box during an altercation.

If junior slips on a pizza box during a dispute, you have an assault must arrest.

by Captain Batman October 30, 2014

sleep assault

when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have sexual intercourse with them. Only works if the one doing action is a boy.

Last night I was super horny, so before Linda fell asleep she said I could sleep assault.

by statonstaton February 5, 2012

Assault Rifle Wedding

worse than a shotgun wedding...

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs

by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010