An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.
Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.
Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.
“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”
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