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Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
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The greenhouse blew apart

Internet phrase meaning "your grandma has passed away"
by PaulBernardo October 29, 2022
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RHIT West Apartments

The location where you sign up for everything , but show up for nothing.
"They were supposed to play IM's with us!" "Dude remember, we're RHIT West Apartments. We can barely get 7 people to at least show up."
by AiYuuko April 2, 2022
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Apartment

A woman's downstairs area that is waxed or lasered clean.
"Would you like to go Apartment hunting?"
by Quirkygirl5150 August 5, 2021
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