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by Superfactualman October 14, 2020

Michael Angelo Torres

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.

Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.

by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

myspace angles

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.

"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"

by cyberpimp July 11, 2006

anglebanger

A woman whose maximum sexual attractiveness is achieved by viewing at odd angles, which occur neither directly from the front nor the behind. This rare phenomenon -- where present -- most often occurs at 4 o'clock and 8 o'clock, where 12 o'clock is directly facing the front.

Broseidon: Whoa, bro! Check out that betty over there.

Brosef: Nice call, bro! I'd totally hit that ... <woman turns to face front> ... oooh, or not. Harshness.

Broseidon: Agreed. Total anglebanger, bro.

by von dildus May 20, 2010

Nico di Angelo

An adorable gay bean of death.

Stay away from his happy meals.

Nico di Angelo: “you’re not my type”

by Emily Goldstein October 16, 2020