Albertsons

A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!

"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"

"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"

"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"

"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"

by bag boy April 9, 2008

alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009

ainer

The act of joining Skype calls and remaining silent throughout other' mutual conversations. This induces suspicions of creepiness among other participants of the Skype call.

I absolutely disdain individuals who ainer into a Skype call.

by EnigmaticPrism May 16, 2014

Aldershrew

Someone who is awesome at Pogo Jumping.

eg. john: Whoah Henry you are such an ALDERSHREW.

henry: I know, aren't I amazing

by Lotad Is Beast June 11, 2014

alderic

A boy who is loving to some people but hateful to others. he's funny, he can take a joke/nothing can hurt his feelings, but if he's in a bad mode don't make his mood worse because it won't end well for u

There is no example for alderic because there doesn't need to be one

by Wiggles72 April 25, 2016

aleria

She’s a awesome beautiful girl and a badass also!

A badass that must be Aleria

by A. Mackenzie November 9, 2018

Aleria

A girl with a nice body and can steal anybody man but she is too sweet to do that. She can fight and will not let nobody disrespect her. She can be mean when she wanna be. She is smart and beautiful and funny and has a lot of friends.

Aleria is fine as hell and can take your man

by 0beyLyria May 29, 2019