Almost

The saddest word in the English language.

"I was ALMOST good enough"
"He ALMOST loved me"
"She ALMOST survived"

by honeybear17 October 11, 2019

Almost

Almost is the saddest word in the English language. I was almost good enough we were almost here we almost made it

We almost made it but I wasn’t good enough

by Addie 🌺 April 12, 2020

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!

Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

almost

the sadest word in the dictionary, you were about to have something but it didn’t work out.

Friend: Did you guys date?
Friend 2: almost, but then they lost feelings

by mike oke October 22, 2019