A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 February 16, 2012
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A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
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Best movie of all time. Super hot kate Hudson stars as penny lane who is a groupie for a fictional rock band in the 70s. Drugs and rock n roll. Best soundtrack ever.
Did you see almost famous? AKA the best movie ever?
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An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.
Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal
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I feel like this year is going to drain my energy like never before. I feel sooo tired. I only have time to check UD early in the morning.. I don't have time to check and find out which accounts are yours anymore, so many. If you want to let me know something, then just use 2 accounts or so. I am not able to catch up.. This is the truth. I won't be able to find those posts and read them. Your messages won't be sent to me to know. I won't know your feelings and thinkings.

I want everything to be plain and simple. I don't play mind games. It does not matter if it is my imagination or straight talks, they are my true feelings and true thoughts, like right now, at this minute when I type this.

2-12, 2-15, 3-15

Remember when I did not know about UD. I wrote my status on wa. It was instant. The messages I wanted you to know got sent to you immediately. Downside of it is that I can't save those statuses like when I write like this on UD.. Years after you still can come back and read again.. I miss texting you. I wish you didn't stop texting me last year in March..
It's almost a year..
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 09, 2022
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almost is the saddest word in the English language. because I was almost good enough. he was almost in love with me. she almost survived. he almost cared. we almost made it.

it’s so sad that we can love anyone and he almost liked you back
he almost loved me as much as I did
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
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