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Alfalfa

when a male gets an erection.
"Yo dude she is so hott, i just got an alfalfa"
by surfbum2390 June 11, 2009
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Aliaa

by Itsmeturtle January 21, 2018
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Alfa Male

The Alfamale is the one of the group who takes charge leading the pack head on with his strong will to be a leader and stands his ground or territory when challenged by the younger generation putting up a fight to maintain his position
That dog right there in the front is the Alfa male and takes no bull off any one and will put up a hell of a fight to maintain control and balance
by L Carswell January 16, 2018
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alfarin

An Alfarin can be a very naughty boy. He always talks too much and is always overhyped. He can also curse a lot and he has a really small dick.
He also watches a lot of porn and thinks he's always in top of everything. Anyone named Alfarin will think really high of themselves while being a lowborn.
They also tend to make lies to get other people's attention or make them like him. Girls usually fear him because of his delusional behavior or face.
Girl 1: Hey whose that dude over there?

Girl 2: Oh that, he's an Alfarin, he acts gay and I heard he has a small dick!

Girl 1: We better run to some other place
by SkiHigh January 5, 2019
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Organic Alfalfa

When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!
by Hadito December 16, 2008
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ALFA

Angry Lesbian Feminist Association
Name given to the members who are those certain lesbians that never cease to let the world know of their anger. ALFA is organised into branches, each branch being led by a Queen ALFA.

They tend to enjoy making both witticisms and titticisms about the male species from behind newspapers, Germaine Greer books or Sylvia Plath anthologies, along with frequent overt sexual behaviour to display their dominance over both other females (as an ALFA-female) and the typical alpha male.
Oh man, an ALFA just grinded on me in broad daylight yesterday!
by beakyy February 26, 2011
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alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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