AIDS

Acronym for
As
I
Die
Slowly

im dying slowly since my immune system is failing

by marvinoski June 11, 2006

AIDS

1. Serious STD that shortens your life but makes for excellent comedy.

2. Anyone In Denial Sexually. A person who claims to have AIDS to imply they have had much sex, when in reality they have had none and claim to have AIDS to prevent sexual advances due to fear of loosing virginity.

3. A disease that you tell people that a person has to mock him, assuming he is a douche.

1. Wow, too bad he went to Africa and had sex with monkeys, now he has AIDS.

2. Hey ladies, you know I would do you all but I have AIDS.

3. Yeah you moron you are so retarded you probably have AIDS.

by SuperFly7.62x39mm July 21, 2008

AIDS

Alcohol Induced Diarreah Syndrome.

When you get wasted drunk and piss out of your ass all day long.

I drank a fifth of tequila last night and have been suffering from AIDS all day

by yourmomlovesmycock February 8, 2008

AIDS

There is a misconception that AIDS was created by whites to kill off blacks. The original use for the disease was to stop the spread of vampires, zombies, and all other living dead that suck blood. AIDS is also the irony of humanity because while it was perfectly effective at killing off living dead, scientific researchers (who are all white) realized that it was perfectly effective at killing off blacks. There is no known cure for AIDS, but some immunities include: being white, massive amounts of win, lv 70 armor, and money,; none of which blacks have.

White man- "BAWHA U GOT TEH AIDS! LOLS."
Black man- "stfu whitey this is all your faults."

"She's such a whore, her legs spread faster than AIDS spread in Africa"

by stevemasterofallthings June 17, 2008

AIDS

A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable cranky ass.

Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.

by de los May 28, 2005

AIDS

a deadly diease that you wish on someone who has been an ass to you lately.

Cori is such a biitchs she should go to hell and get AIDS

by Ahsika April 28, 2005

Aids

Anal injected death syndrome

funny parody of actual meaning

I have anal injected death syndrome"Aids"

by Barry Wu October 14, 2008