retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.

I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.

by SteelerPP April 6, 2012

Parking Lot Amnesia

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.

Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?

by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013

amnesia

a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.

a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory.

a condition that makes you forget things in your short term memory

by Jewsus October 21, 2003

Adrien Agreste

oblivious idiot that only loves ladybug and triggers everyone including marinette with his favourite phrase "ShE's jUsT a FrIeNd"

Nino Lahiffe: Do you love Marinette?
Adrien Agreste: Marinette? No, she's just a friend!

by Communist Fish May 25, 2021

Deuce of Ages

The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.

Felix: I just took an incredible shit.

John: Yeah, that's great dude.

Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.

John: Uh-huh.

by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009

agnostic

Litteraly meaning a lack of claim to knowlege. Generaly is refering to a lack of claim to knowelge about the possible existance of god(s).
One can be an agnostic theist. Meaning that while they personally believe in a god they are open to the idea that they could be wrong. Or an agnostic atheist who personally believes there is no god(s) but also admits they have no real way of knowing the truth.
The term agnostic is ment to be used in conjunction with the words theist or atheist but will often be used as a stand alone deffinition of ones beliefs. Agnostic's will often be split in the middle of these two phiolsophys.

Is the opposite of gnostic- meaning a claim to knowlege.

Agnostic person: "I don't think its possible to tell if there is or isn't a god but I respect your beliefs as long as your not murdering or raping people as part of them."

Other agnostic person: "We will find out the truth on this issue when we are dead and I would not care to die sooner just to find the answer."

by A Human Person People November 13, 2011

amnesiac

Possibly the best use of plastic in the world is making copies of Amnesiac, for it is so fucking good.

Words cannot describe Amnesiac, because it is better than letters.

by Seenus September 17, 2003