Oldmachar Academy

A shit school in the north east of Scotland. Almost every student there vapes or smokes, and the school is always getting vandalised. There’s 4 main groups of students at this school:

1: wanna be road men and chavs
2: the quiet kids

3: the emo, bunny hat kids and their discord mods

4: the smart kids

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oldmachar Academy
Person 1: I heard that place is a shit hole
Person 2: yeah, it is

by Fanny Flaps 69 March 13, 2023

Chelsea academy

Chelsea academy is a shit school with shitty people and teachers who don’t even know how to teach and make students life terrible. We also have a stupid one way system and you don’t follow it miss Whittle will have a heart attack. If u want the will to live please don’t come to Chelsea academy.

Chelsea academy is a horrendous school that ruins your well being.

by A Chelsea academy hater:) December 27, 2022

Visitation academy

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.

Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.

by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018

Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018

Gloucester Academy

Shittiest school in the UK. North Korea but it’s a school. Literally a prison camp. U get a detention if ur shirt ain’t tucked in properly.

Bob: I hate my school.

Jeff: At least you don’t go to Gloucester academy.

by TheTaxMan420 July 11, 2022

Durham Academy

Durham Academy is a private school located in Durham, NC. It is a K-12 school. Homework load is usually from 1-3 hours. DA's mascot is a cavalier. DA's sports teams are usually very good. DA students usually go to excellent colleges. DA is an awesome school and you should totally go to it.

Guy1: Hey dude guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy: I got into Durham Academy!
Guy2: Awesome!

by Mattisawesome April 1, 2015

westlake academy

A white hick school in northern Texas where the the two things you see more than white people are cows and wasps.

If you are black or mexican, it is likely that you will be one of the two in your graduating class.

Student A: You go to Westlake Academy? Isn’t it a difficult IB ( international Baccalaureate) school where everyone drops out after the first semester of DP (diploma program) ?
Student B: Most of the time. But it’s more known for its abundance of cows and wasps.

by pissedoffchic101 June 23, 2018