Skip to main content

absofuckingloutly

an agreement,between 2 or more people.
like when your friend asks you if you like like boobs and your like absofuckingloutly.(Not just absoulutly but absofuckingloutly
by Josho n' chris January 10, 2004
mugGet the absofuckingloutly mug.

Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015
mugGet the Absolute Fucking Walnut mug.

absofuckinlutley

a combination of the word absolutely and fuckin....comes in very handy
"Hey Jamie you going to the party tonight?"
"Absofuckinlutley!"
by Um...yeah May 26, 2004
mugGet the absofuckinlutley mug.

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)
I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.
by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019
mugGet the Absofuckyesalutely mug.

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy
My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.
by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009
mugGet the Absolution mug.

Absolute crappin'

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
----
I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
mugGet the Absolute crappin' mug.

absolute reverence

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.
"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."
by Masta Dave November 15, 2005
mugGet the absolute reverence mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email