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Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism
by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023
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Autism Chat

A chat including: Taihan, Chrystal, Cookie, Ka, Alcatraz, Isabelle, Charlie, Gonzo, Viper, Arzo, Razor, And the Rest of Taihan's wanna-be thugs. (Viper actually pretty gangsta tho)
Alcatraz: Who the hell changed the chat name
Ka: Taihan
Taihan: Go fuck yourself
Viper: Both of yall shut the fuck up aint nobody wanna hear yall
Cookie: JoIN mEH
Isabelle: Who the hell put me in this chat
Charlie: Idk anyone here except Taihan
Alcatraz: Taihan <Insert task for him to do>
Taihan: -cries-
Cookie: -le slap with sandal-
Arzo: da fuck
Gonzo: Tuff life Rex xD
Taihan: SHUT THE FUCK UP GONZ
Cookie: LaNgUaGe TaIhAn
Taihan: Sowwy mama
Cookie: STOP CALLING ME MAMA
Taihan: Oki Mama :>
Cookie : . . .
Cookie -3-
Note: This is an example of the shit that goes on in the Autism Chat
by ZypherCreator May 24, 2020
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Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019
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Autism on a stick

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021
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Emotional Autism

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019
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autism steamroller

A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller
by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023
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fuckboy autism

A person whose whole personality is pussy and being obsessed with fuckboy behavior. Such as only watching douchey podcasts (whatever podcast, fresh and fit). A true follwer of Andrew Tate and others like him. The first one to say "why women deserve less" or "these modern day women want a traditional man but aren't traditional women." , or other douchey sayings.
Jeff- " why does that guy make pussy and bashing women his whole personality?"
Robert- " That that dudes definitely on the fuckboy autism spectrum"
by SillyBilly180069 October 24, 2023
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