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Assbaby

A baby that was conceived in the ass hole. Usually by instruments of a strap-on, and most exclusively conceived by males.
That Ashe chick got me preggers... It's an assbaby...
by Ashegirl July 11, 2009
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Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007
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Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.
I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.
by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008
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Assafinated

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.
by avivala July 3, 2009
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assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.
Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.
by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010
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Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.
Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!
by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008
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